Just things...

Wanted
$10,000 reward.
Schroedinger's Cat.
Dead or Alive


If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18. (now that's something a friend of mine should definatelly get!)

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Einstein once said that it would be hard to teach in a co-ed college since guys were only looking on girls and not listening to the teacher. He was objected that they would be listening to him very attentively, forgetting about any girls. But such guys won't be worth teaching, - replied the great man.

In the period that Einstein was active as a professor, one of his students came to him and said: "The questions of this year's exam are the same as last years!" "True," Einstein said, "but this year all answers are different."

What's the difference between an auto mechanic and a quantum mechanic?
The quantum mechanic can get the car inside the garage without opening the door.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. (nope.....and it definattely cannot be held responsible for the bumpy landing afterwards) :S

– Albert Einstein


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.

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It is my bitter experience that when things just don't seem to work out, when u feel...well crap actually ;) you can always count on the masters to cheer u up.

No matter how bad I feel, how awfull things just seem to me at the moment........Einstein always seems to put things in perspective. If you see the big picture than perhaps.....perhaps you don't hurt as much.........